Nick Gulic

Stop looking like everyone else

Get an epic AF website that looks and sounds unique but normal people can still use

How much?
A night street. The shops either side of Nick's are all the same shop in different colours: the same sign, the same striped awning, the same window with a grey website on an easel, the same small door. Nick's shop in the middle is pink brick with pink neon and his face on the sign. In his left window five old TVs are stacked up, each playing one of the sites he's made; in his right window a little arcade cabinet, a handheld game, cartridges, a cassette player with headphones, an 8 ball and a turtle in an orange mask sit on stepped shelves. His big door is wide open with warm light pouring out. Nick waves from his doorway while people walk along the street and in through his door.

Websites

Est. by Nick

Most
websites
suck

Back in the day if your website looked pro, boom - you've got a new client.

NOW? every idiot and his dog can have a pro looking website.

We've gotta do something different.

A bus stop at night. A bro in a sweatband and a golden dog in a white collar and red tie sit side by side on the bench, each holding up a laptop showing the same polished, professional, blue website. Around them a suit, a networker and a guru hold up laptops too, all showing the same blue site. Now and then a turquoise and green van covered in orange flowers with Mystery on its side, a look-alike of a famous 80s or 90s film car, or a white racing beetle with 53 on its door drives slowly past in front of them.

What you need to get clients:

  • Gotta look different to get attention
  • Say stuff they care about
  • But can't say generic shit

Talk to me to learn how.

The epic AF website maker guy (that's me)

House rules

  1. I've been doing this shit for 10+ years.
  2. Before websites, I did sales and marketing and consulted to lots of businesses.
  3. I know what I'm doing.
  4. I know how to make your business better.
  5. I optimise for connection, not conversion.
  6. I (usually) take weeks, not months.
  7. I'm not cheap, but I'm not crazy expensive either.
  8. I'm pretty very opinionated.
  9. Oops I missed number 4.
Nick's den in the shop: his workbench with two monitors, one with a site half built (wireframe on the left, finished and colourful on the right), code on the other. Posters over the bench: his own game and two 80s style films. Shelves of VHS tapes, comics and handheld games, a lava lamp and troll dolls on the bench, an old TV under it playing his game with a console plugged in, and an arcade cabinet in the corner. Nick stands at his bench and now and then points at the house rules.

A few people who stopped blending in

  • Cass Whitaker This amazing writer needed cool and edgy magazine vibes for her words.

  • Rachel Lounds Clean and modern editorial with fun accents for this LinkedIn specialist.

  • VidZero We put the work front and centre for this video production agency.

  • Maddimax Funky and modern vibes to let this gym franchisee shine.

  • Creative Click Studio scrapbook style for my studio, to show off some skills.

  • Chuckaroofer Comics A fun landing page for this roofing industry comic book company.

How much?

Pages
Blogs/Portfolios 0 +$500 each
My opinionsFreeNon-refundable

$40 a month for hosting and care

Need something for a larger business? Check out Creative Click.

Inside Nick's shop: a pink and teal tiled takeaway counter with a bell, a till, a brick phone and a beige all in one computer on it. Behind it, his own retro shop: a shelf unit with a pink owl toy, a rubber duck, gold coins and game cartridges under a shark film poster, a neon space invader on the wall over a gumball machine and a token machine. Nick stands behind the counter by the till, his cat sits on the counter, and Cass waits at the counter looking up at the board.

Your total: $4,000

Player 1 ready?

Let's make yours

Your order

Three pages$4,000

Total: $4,000 USD

$40 a month for hosting and care

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